What did you say?:
Bum-bo (Dumbo)
Lahmster (Lobster)
Kippy (Pippi)
Leemo (Nemo)
Scusting (discusting)
Pewter (computer)
Melonade (lemonade)
Mote (remote)
Troller (controller- like for video games)
Abby-ail (Abigail)
Da-later (later)
Troller (controller- like for video games)
Abby-ail (Abigail)
Da-later (later)
Mats (magnets)
Wehmber? (Remember?)
Wehmber? (Remember?)
Some things you say often:
- watch this!
- that scared my heart! (i.e. I got scared)
- that hurt my feelings (i.e. it makes my tummy feel bad... or it hurt my feelings)
- she's not sharing (i.e. I want to play with that)
- you made me lose my chance! (i.e. I forgot what I was going to say)
- are you just a-kidding mom?
- I love Jonathan, but he lives far away.
- can I have a treat? (always accompanied by a big grin and hopeful eyes)
- I know how to do that! (drum corp, playing french horn, swimming, you name it, you have the confidence that you know exactly how to do it)
- Me: What are you doing? You: Anything. (i.e. nothing)
- "Can I pick my dinner?" Me: "You mean lunch?" and then later, You: "Can I have a treat after lunch?" Me: "You mean dinner?"
- It's a prize! (It's a surprise)
Some funny things you've said recently:
- when seeing red pants with white polka dots: "that tickles my eyes!"
- when I pretended to be sad about something, "Aw, that's okay little buddy, I'll hold you!" You hug me and bounce up and down while patting me on the head.
- I'm making you toast and you say, "Not any jelly. Just a little yummy thing that's white. It's butter."
- To daddy: "You have hairs in your nose! That's *really* special."
- "Look at this screw!" me: "Oh, that's a nail." you: "Yeah. You don't put nails in Jesus. He's the good guy. He's the biiiggg big boss."
- "Boys don't get married! Only girls get married. To princes!"
- "EVERYbody thinks I'm cute. Why?"
- Trying to get me to buy something for you, "But if I don't get it.... I'll die!"
- "This is beer." "No, Abigail, it's green tea." "I think it's beer. Why did you give me beer?"
- "I don't want to wear this dress. It's not beautiful. All the kids will say, 'That girl needs a beautiful dress!'"
1 comment:
HILARIOUS!
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