Local Man Is Master of Divinity, Has Paper to Prove It

29 year old Jacob Hanson, of Vestavia Hills, Alabama is now officially a Master of Divinity. He obtained this status upon his graduation from Beeson Divinity School in December of 2009, however, his diploma did not arrive until January 29th, 2010. Jacob was unavailable for comment but his wife, Charissa Hanson, almost 29 (!), also of Vestavia Hills, told us that they were surprised to get it in the mail that Friday. "I'm so proud of him!" she added, telling us that Jake worked several jobs all through seminary to provide for his family, making his study time last late into the night on many occasions. We were able to get a partial picture of this important document.

In other news...

A Vestavia Nap, who has recently had strained relations with it's three year old, has decided to call it quits. We attempted to contact Nap, but it left no phone or address when it left. The mother of the three year old, also almost 29 (!!), also of Vestavia, asked to remain nameless, but informed us that the three year old never did much like her Nap. "It has been a rocky relationship for quite a while" she said, teary eyed. "Oh, I expect every once in a while Nap will show up for old time's sake, but for the most part, it's gone. When I think back to all the good times we had with Nap around, it makes me sad. Real sad. To see it go like that, you know? After all I did to make sure Nap always felt comfortable here. I even tried to set a good example and occasionally invite my Nap over!" She noted that the three year old growing up too fast might be a possible reason why Nap felt it had to leave. Recently, in order to help the whole family cope with the change, the mother has introduced a new friend to her three year old, Personal Time. The three year old and Personal Time seem to be hitting it off great, but the mother laments that Personal Time doesn't last as long as Nap.

Three year old making cookies at Grandma's house.